Allegedly, Drake Forgot the #1 Rule of Battle Rap: No Crying When You Lose
Aight, y’all, let’s set the scene. It’s 2025. The world of hip-hop is lit, but some folks out here acting like they missed the memo. Enter Drake and Kendrick Lamar—the titans of rap. The beef between them recently reached volcanic levels, with Kendrick dropping a scathing diss track, “They Not Like Us”, that allegedly had Champagne Papi himself double-checking his feelings.
Rumor has it (and by rumor, I mean the streets are talking), Drake is now filing lawsuits and allegedly tryna block Kendrick from performing this masterpiece at the Super Bowl halftime show. Bruh, the Super Bowl! A moment where the culture thrives, as Kendrick said, “Bet, imma show out.” But Drake? Apparently, he’s pulling a “stop the world, I wanna get off” move.
Now, I gotta ask: Did Drake skip the first page of the Battle Rap Rulebook? It clearly states: Rule #1 – No Crying When You Lose. Let me repeat that for emphasis: NO. CRYING.
Kendrick been serving lyrical smoke since the days of Section.80, and this latest track is no exception. “They Not Like Us” hit so hard, people started looking at their own friend groups like, “Dang, maybe they really not like us.” And Drake? He’s out here allegedly trying to lawyer up, instead of picking up the mic and clapping back.
Bruh, this is not how we do it. Why even take the challenge if you’re gonna throw a tantrum! Hip-hop is a battleground, not a courtroom! You wanna block a Super Bowl performance? That’s WEAK!!! That’s like throwing a flag on the play ‘cause you didn’t like how hard the linebacker tackled you. It’s giving flag football energy.
Meanwhile, Kendrick out here unbothered, probably sipping tea and writing another 16 bars. The streets are saying he already got a follow-up diss track locked and loaded, tentatively titled “Cry Me a Lawsuit” (allegedly, of course).
The culture is watching, Drake. This ain’t about album sales, streams, or Billboard charts. This is about pride. This is about bars. This is about handling your L’s like a grown man and coming back harder. Take notes from Nas, Jay-Z, and every other legend who faced the fire without running to the judge.
So, here’s my advice: Dust yourself off, hit the studio, and stop trying to block greatness. Kendrick finna shut down that Super Bowl stage whether you like it or not, and the people are ready.
And remember, folks: In the words of Kendrick Lamar himself, “Sit down, be humble.”